When ever i come home from ANYWHERE, and i'm walking home with a guy, they inmediatly think I just had sex with him. He's usually just walking me home because ITS FUCKING FIVE BLOCKS FROM THE SCHOOL AND THEN SIX FROM THE LIBRARY, THE PLACES I SPEND MOST OF MY TIME!

They hate most of my friends. Sure they SAY "Oh, no, Brevyn is awesome!" or "I love Mariah's clothes!" But they don't really mean it! "Kaili's dad said Jaydan was a pot-smoking benie-wearing hoodlem? on no! What's that man's problem?" Yeah, right mom. You probably agree with him.

They lecture me about the music i litsen to. "Randee, did i just hear 'hell' in that song?" (me: yeah...) "Take it off your itunes right now!" like they actually know what iTunes are. "And i don't ever wanna hear that comming from your room ever again! You hear me? Never!" Another time, they got into a big hissy fit because i was listening to Marilyn Manson. Not like i'm lighting black candles at midnight and making petacles on the floor with my own blood, Dad. I'm not satanic, i don't (always) litsen to satanic music, i like (almost) no satanic bands. marilyn manson excluded.

They're always criticizing my drawings. I drew an angel and a demon(which was doing nothing but STANDING THERE!) and they go BOTH go, "I don't like this. I don't like the demon....The angel's okay, but the demon....nah..." The demon was better drawn then the angel, too. And she looked just like a normal human, but with horns and fangs. Thats all. I had a request once for a KibaHina. I showed it to them for any tips (caz it wasn't yaoi, and, you know? they've kissed before...as much as i don't wanna think about it.) And they tell me i shouldn't draw that kind of crap. CRAP, IS WHAT THEY CALLED IT. Everytime i draw a girl with a kimono on her shoulders or a really short skirt, they make a big deal about it and call it porn. PORN, for a MINI SKIRT.

They always get pissed when i wear black, which is EVERY DAY. They tell me to wash off "all that makeup" when what i wear is about a third of what most girls at middle school wear. maybe they were silver eyeliner and pink shadow, and i wear black and purple, but they put WAY MORE on than i do.

They call anime "violent japanese shit." When i make an inside joke to one with one of my friends on the phone or something, and they don;t understand, they make me explain, then tell me to shut up (only more politly 'randee, i don't really care about that anime crap") when they asked me to tell them.

They don't care about what i have to say unless i agree with them.

Mine on the right. Theirs on the left

gay is okay! gayness is a sin!

Freedom of speech, in any language! speak fucking american!

Black's a soul color. I have a dark soul. Black's a sign of evil.

Skulls are kewl. Skulls are gross

Cum is not a cuss word. Don't ever say that word again!

teenagers can french without having sex. kissing leads to sex

I've frenched with three people before. Don't french til ur married


At least we agree Obama's ruining this country, teen prenancy is bad(as is abortion) and Pirates of the carribean is for the win.

Many people reading this wil probably go, "omg get over it, everyone fights with their parents." true....So everyone who reads this can make a list of their own reasons why their parents make them mad.

Yes, i am a theif. I stole this from xxcaterina-chanxx

1 . YOUR REAL NAME:
Randee

2 . YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle)

Ranizzle
3 . YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal)
black wolf

4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first)
Skira

5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink)

Red Coke
6. YOUR IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, first two letters of your middle name, last two letters of your first name then last three letters of your last name)
Aijaeeles

7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (both parents middle name)
Jay Phillip

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets?

Black Panda
9. NINJA NAME: (First two letters of your first name added with Ruto)
Raruto (like naruto, only scooby-doo'd)

10. PIRATE NAME: (Your middle name after the word Captain)

Captain Jaylyn

PERVERTS ONLY....

I've been wondering; how come i got so perverted since i got into middle school. I mean, Brevyn, remember when i hated yaoi? (ask her, i did!! D Now its the only thing i write, basicly. Its weird, caz you know those really weird anime things with the naked high school chick with huge shining eyes and lyke...octopus tenticles every where and up her vag and crap? I used to hate that shit. ....Then i drew it last night, along with lebian bondage and ctborg ninja people with like...not shirts at all. its weird....(and i can only draw NAKED CHICKS. LOL)

I used to hate incest, and then i was thinking up some kind of way to draw EdxAl...(forgive me vyn.)I hated yaoi and yuri, as i already told you, and now its bascily the only thing i can think of when i do a romance story.

And peodophilia?

I'm working on a RoyxEdward lemon story RIGHT NOW....


Whats wrong with me?

Maybe a couple of you are thinking "Holy crap this girl is perverted." Yes, thats true, because i watched one of my dad's old 70's porno movies for inspiration!!!


...I am SOOO not gonna get into heaven anytime soon.

So, i'm having to stay after school/go home earlyier than i usually do. If it seems that i'm like...not there, don't worry, caz im alive. xx3

For thanksgiving desert, guess what we had? Chcolate cake, with chocolate icing and chocolate sprinkles.... eaten with a chocolate fork on a chocolate plate on a chocolate table in a chocolate house on a chocolate planet in a chocolate galaexy in a chocolate universe....if it were up to my older brother /=

can you tell he was high???